Sep 05

Morning all, its almost 10am on this shitty friday, but Im not gonna let that get me down, I have almost finished all my work for the week and have next week of dancing and singing in the rain of Devon, expect lots of pictures (mainly drunken) and hopefully some lovely videos to be up loaded to the website.

If your wondering what the hell the title is about, well I needed a title for this post and just glanced to my left where my linux+ book lives on my desk with its bloody hard questions and answers. I have retaken the practice exam after 2 weeks of reading and got 82%! Im getting better, the funny thing is that the questions keep changing and my brain keeps imploding.

I have a short day today as I worked (I say that in the loosest terms) till late last night and my brain has offically shut down, the weird thing is that I am typing and only 2 words of every sentence I type are actually recorded in my brain for future use.

At this point Im wondering how the hell Im even typing this when I have completely zoned out and am now most likely just staring blankly at my PC, but the best thing is that I have alot of stuff on my screen so the increased rate of typing actually sounds like Im doing alot of coding.

mwahahahahha!

This is how you do a job

Sep 03

I go afk for a few days and that happens! I leave barry in charge and it reverts back to the original template! Only jokin baz, cheers for moving this crap heap over to new hosting.

WHAT A SHIT WEEK.

Its only wednesday and I wish that a work person was dead… dead and long gone… fucker. Will keep you posted

Aug 27

At last I have managed to spell the little mother fucker! Guess what, after mondays painful little post I went to the Dr’s to find out I have tonsillitis which means that I cant do any of my jobs atm (2 of which include alot of talking). I have strange pills to take for a week which I am ment to take “on an empty stomach” or “A hour before eating” WTF… thats a new one on me, but Im sticking to it, and taking the pills every 4 hours (up to 4 times a day) plus painkillers to hide the face that it hurts to open my mouth even the slightest.

To curve my boredem I have logged into works chat thing and started msging Dan about whats happening and he’s giving me the updates needed for my life to carry on with no problems…

I remember now! I can add tags

Todays tags:

Sexy, monkey, linux, sexy linux monkey, tonsillitis, I hate joe, off work

Aug 25

Morning all, its bank holiday monday and I feel like shit. I am sorry about the downtime on the site for thoes of you who care, but there was a problem with my hoster being hacked and used as a viagra selling point, with a major lack of sales they decided to shut him down and alas my site with it, I can no longer feel my face after this inncident and I was ment to meet laura’s parents today but as I cant actually TALK let alone drink anything I didnt think it would be the right time to meet them.

To my ex: If you feel as if its unfair that I have a girlfriend after almost 5 months of being single, then thats your own opinion, slagging me off to my oldest friend is not a good idea as it just gets back to me, grow up, move on and dont worry after the 8th chances of you seeing us plummet to virtually 0

Aug 20

This is a brief post aimed at what I may feel like for the rest of the day… Im just about to go and check out some PC’s…. if they dont work then Im going to be royally pissed off because I spent 3 days sorting out EVERY machine in the college

Aug 18

Morning all, its monday, its 9:11 and the weather is fucking awful. Im sorry but I miss the days where I could actually bitch about how hot it was, not how wet it is in the summer. I know Im english, but come on it doesnt rain this much in the Summer, the last 2 years we have had “the hottest day in history” over and over… this year we have got “nothing” thats right NOTHING!….

Bring on the weekend…. I need it

Oh god Im metting the parents soon (not mine… I have met them before..)

Aug 14

Morning all, exam results hit a all time high today with a 97% pass rate, can you imagen being one of the retarded 3%? How harsh would that be? Sorry guys, but in the end if you have no real excuse for failing and the only one is “I shouldnt have got drunk” or “I should have studied more” then its your fault

Aug 12

Morning all, its 12:23 tuesday the something. Im at my desk listening to Ziltoid, one of my fav albums in a long time as it makes me happy in pants!

Im currently still working with opensuse 11, I have tried alot to get certain bits up and running but alas I need alot more time and training for example:

1. Build a fully working e-mail system
2. Build a fully working LDAP database / server which ties in with a client
3. Maintain the samba (easy) server
4. Build a brand new squid service (yey!)
5. Maintain the webservices and stress test the wordpress box Im gonna put on one of the big ol’ servers soon.

Wish me luck